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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via stoffelofogus)

Don’t call us freaks!

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sadxqueenx:

I’m so excited!!!!

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surethattotallyhappened:

nextyearsgirl:

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of us are going to persuade the other to change theirs so we shouldn’t continue this argument because it’s going nowhere” jesus you’re all fucking children

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transisted:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

(via smiling-sky)

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envyadams:

#no mira mira mira mira

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kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

STOP SCROLLING

skelezor:

if u do not reblog in 5 seconds u will be sent 2 eternal skeleton hell and be haunted by this seemingly harmless skeleton. don’t risk it!!1image

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wsjhouseoftheday:

A Pool over Mystery Lake

Photos: Rayon Richards for The Wall Street Journal

Price: $6,490,000

(Source: The Wall Street Journal)

zubat:

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully


An angel, honestly.

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