waffles-calzones:

"She is the queen goddess of the universe. She has mystical powers, sexual powers, and she’s always the funniest person in the room. Sometimes I feel like her mother and sometimes I feel like I birthed her and sometimes I feel like she birthed me. And sometimes I want to make out with her." Aubrey Plaza on Amy Poehler

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paigetalks:

Sean and I are drinking martinis and playing 60’s trivia.

We suck at it

theselfproclaimedultimatenerd:

Don’t forget to check out my Teespring shop and request any additional designs/old campaigns if you like anything you see!

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unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

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I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

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jedgarjaribay:

Today’s venture.

asylum-art:

Andre Elliott: Acoluthic Redux  (in progress)

Artist on Tumblr

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parks and recreation + text posts

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lletstalkaboutmusic:

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll

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